I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize
