dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Shame - the story of my life.
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