if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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