It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
