**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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