i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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