My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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