New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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