That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Hello my rib-scented angel!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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