She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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