so explain again why im purple
no
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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