Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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