Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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