I'm drive I can fine osifer
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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