it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
