im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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