What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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