I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
