You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
