The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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