I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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