it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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