i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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