Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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