You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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