I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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