Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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