I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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