Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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