Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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