Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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