i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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