i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
he wants to bone in the snuggie
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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