kristin has been a bad kristin
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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