im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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