im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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