I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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