i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
