It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
