Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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