I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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