How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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