you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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