How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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