Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Randomize
