Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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