Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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