Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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