No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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