honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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